wizardcolfer:

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO

snivellus:

Ke$ha ft. Nigel Thornberry | Blarghgh Blarghgh Blarghgh

this is how I spent my evening

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tyedyethenight:

0utreagous:

AND SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
Worth the 7 mins & 48 seconds of my life!

this guy is fucking insane

I wish I had talent like this. That is amazing.

soupsoup:

President Barack Obama signs the Budget Control Act of 2011 in the Oval Office, Aug. 2, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

theclearlydope:

Hello Goodmorning: To be 17 again and know this trick would be nice. I’m 33 now so if I drink beer from a straw, the man police should call in the man swat team and shoot me on sight.

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Hahah. fucking great.

laughingsquid:

Photographer Brooke Shaden Captures The Ethereal World

chels:

jucophoto:

creepicrawlies:

Golden Ray Migration

Whoa!

There are some amazing things in this world. 

theclearlydope:

Oh I got answers for you childrens. 

1. Only when talking about Matt Damon.

2. No, not bad at all. Think of all the money you’ve saved on tampons.

3. After your seventh you had two more and well … you died. 

4. Like fresh mountain air on your gens. Nah .. I don’t know .. I don’t have herpes skank. 

5. Tell girl in panel four to show you her bathing suit area. 

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